The Illuminati



The Illuminati is a secret society, a freemason lodge, a satanist religion, an insane asylum, a singing school, a restaurant and a nursery whose headquarters are located in a secret location underwater. It is said to be in permanent contact and submission to the devil, demons, djinns, evil spirits and Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic. It is currently ruled by the Izol evil mastermind, professonal brainwasher and drag-queen Magenta Discharge. The General Secretary of the organisation, the ageless demon Olya Polyakova, is the oldest and the principal symbol of the secret society.

The Illuminati's desires are to submit the world to the devil, demons, djinns, evil spirits and Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic. To destroy countries, the secret society created the evil curse of flopping, which it already used on Kaohportia, which caused two flops in a row in the Maia Song Contest and delays in the hosting of the MFA Cup of Honour. Because of the non-selection of fellow Illuminati priestess Lea Rue in Lejda Ka'ohi par Maia, the society promised to not give up on the curse.

Below is a non-exhaustive list of the members of the organisation :


 * Magenta Discharge (Evil Empress)
 * Olya Polyakova (Satanist Muse, General Secretary)
 * Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic (Deity, Mistress of Sexual Vice)
 * Disbitch Whatsernam (Mistress of Changes)
 * Daya (Mistress of Rudeness)
 * Delta Goodrem (Mistress of All Things Coming Second)
 * Dua Lipa (Mistress of 8th Place)
 * Jamala (Mistress of Sadness, also not Gaga)
 * Lea Rue (Mistress of Flopping)
 * Adrian Posteraro (Master of Crayons)
 * That Poppy (Mistress of Cuteness)
 * Zombie Florrie (Mistress of Suicide)
 * Zombie Eleni Foureira (Mistress of Tumbling)
 * Zombie Bebe Rexha (Mistress of Bitchness)
 * National Association for the Advancement of Fat People (Mistress of Fatisation)
 * cupcakKe (Mistress of Reproduction)
 * Tara Dikov (Mistress of 3D)
 * Anna Book (Mistress of Earthquakes)

The organisation also has several slaves, which must submit to the members of the society, or be tortured by an infinite loop of Boys & Girls: