Maia Love Hunt

Maia Love Hunt is an upcoming reality TV show. The show will involve various celebrities, both male and female, competing for the affection of one main celebrity. Every episode, the contestants will go on special dates with the main love interest, with each contestant receiving a certain amount of time to win them over. After the dates, there will be a moment of time spent in the main host mansion, where cameras will follow the contestants and the love interest to witness how they act outside of the dates and how that affects their relationships. After all of this, the elimination ceremony will begin. In this ceremony, the love interest will announce who they have chosen to stay in the house, as well as the contestant that they have decided to evict. The last contestant standing will receive a prize and be given the chance to start a serious relationship.

The host of the first season will be Darkwood. The host country is responsible for picking the main love interest, while all other competing countries select a contestant. The winning country of the season will host the next season.

Season 1 - Darkwood
Host broadcaster - Gloom Broadcasting Network (GMBN)

Host city - Shadowside

Host - Jamala

Love interest - Amanda Romuche

Participating countries : Arkaystia, Björnska, Daléríqa, Dunwaye, Izola, Kaohportia, Kashykia, Klapaucius, Metrocka, Rraegvoerrgh, Zvorrhybnnia, Zycantia

The pilot season of the show will take place in Shadowside, Darkwood, with the host broadcaster being the Gloom Broadcasting Network. The opening theme of the season was decided upon as "How Deep is Your Love" performed by Calvin Harris & Disciples. The main love interest was announced as being social media star Amanda Romuche and her and the contestants will be staying at the infamous Rosemay residence, a historical mansion that has had many accounts of paranormal activity.

Opening Ceremony
The opening ceremony was held on August 13th, 2016 and was apart of a two hour special for the first episode. The ceremony involved all contestants being introduced and briefly interviewed by host Jamala.
 * Trisha Paytas from Arkaystia talked about finding her "second true love", her first being pizza.
 * Marjorie Dawes from Björnska was booed by the audience and after yelling at them, calling them "ruuuude", proceeded to comment on host Jamala's weight, saying "you look a bit chunky".
 * Pitbull from Daléríqa acted smooth and sophisticated, flustering Jamala. He also claimed he was ready to meet his "beautiful Latin mami".
 * Dunwaye's Danny DeVito was an audience favorite, making many jokes, and even saying that he didn't know why he was chosen to compete.
 * Miranda Cosgrove, representing Izola, talked about her career in pornography and how that might help her game. "You never know, some interesting things may happen", she stated, winking at the camera.
 * Kaohportia's Sarah Hyland was calm and collected as she chatted with Jamala. After being asked about what she was going to do break Kaohportia's current record of flopping, she replied, "I don't know if I'll go all the way, but I really just want to make my country proud."
 * Saša Kovačević from Kashykia was an immediate favorite with the audience, due to his looks and overall attitude. In response to a question about his goal, he said, "To meet new people, have fun, and, of course, make a beautiful woman fall in love with me."
 * Klapaucius' entrant, Webcam Julia was a little different from the others. She walked on stage in a long black robe and stopped in the middle of the stage before removing it, exposing herself, wearing only a thong. She strut around for a short time before walking off stage and into the house.
 * Metrocka was the next country, with their contestant, Johannes Strate, who quickly became popular with the crowd. He was kind to Jamala and eager to meet the rest of the guests and Amanda herself.
 * Rraegvoerrgh followed, with their entrant, Rickard Söderberg walking out in an extravagant, glamorous outfit, complete with carefully applied makeup. He talked to Jamala about how he wished to bring "life" to the contest.
 * Zvorrhybnnia's Rachel Reilly was the next contestant. She talked with Jamala in her usual energetic and happy manner about her hopes to win the contest.


 * The final interview was with Abi-Maria Gomes from Zycantia. She claimed she was "in to win" and promised that the others "won't know what hit them" when she begins the competition.

Episode 1 - Every Dawes Has It's Day
The second part of the episode contained the events of the house and dates.

The House (evening) pt 1
In this segment, the guests were to get comfortable in the mansion and unpack their things while also trying to develop friendships with each other and Amanda. After everyone was situated in their rooms, the guests came down for dinner and to enjoy the rest of the evening.
 * While the guest were unpacking their things, Amanda was instructed to visit them in their rooms. She entered a room at random and it turned out to be Marjorie's. They talked for a bit about the house, with Marjorie saying that "it would look much better without all these fatties in it, don't you think?". When Amanda tried to respond Marjorie claimed to not be able to understand her and kept asking her to repeat herself, which went on for a while until Marjorie gave up and they started talking about how dirty the room was. At this point, Marjorie would not shut up about dust, so Amanda decided to leave.
 * The second room she visited was Abi-Maria's, where Amanda discovered her tearing apart her bed. She explained herself by saying that she would much rather have the pieces in case of an emergency and would build a temporary shelter out of them. Amanda decided to leave her to her work.
 * The next guest's room she went into was Danny DeVito's. When she walked in she did not see Danny anywhere in the room and started to search around. Eventually, he popped out from under the bed, scaring her. He thought it was quite amusing, but Amanda did not agree, so she left.
 * Sarah offered to cook the dinner for them, but she ended burning it and setting off the smoke alarm. Miranda saved the day by cooking her famous pasta.


 * At the dinner table while they were waiting for food, Julia had brought her laptop down with her and was doing a cam show. At one point she climbed on the table in a sexy pose and had the camera in such a way that a disturbed Rickard and an aroused Pitbull were shown behind her.


 * Back in the kitchen Saša had found an entire bottle of alcohol and drank the whole thing. Meanwhile, while Trisha was walking to her chair, she spilled wine on Amanda's clothes.
 * During dinner, Julia continued her cam show, this time eating food slowly and sensually for the camera.
 * While the others were eating, Marjorie instead stood up and walked around the table, being sure to stop the guests when she thought they were eating too much and calling them fatties.
 * After dinner was finished, the guests all helped clean up the table. In the kitchen, Amanda accidentally gave herself a small cut with a knife, and Johannes immediately went to go get bandages to take care of it. Meanwhile, while washing dishes, Danny dropped one, causing Abi-Maria to go into a fit of rage yelling at him. Miranda intervened, only to get into a loud argument with Abi herself.
 * In the parlor, Amanda and Rachel sat by themselves, the others having gone to bed, and had a long talk about their interests, of which they shared many.

The House (morning)

 * At 4 in the morning, Amanda woke up to a loud noise in her room. She opened her eyes to see Marjorie vacuuming. When she asked why, Marjorie responded, "This place could use a bit of sprucing up, don't you think?" and continued her work. Amanda decided that she didn't need sleep.
 * At breakfast, Saša had an awful hangover from the night before, which led to him complaining all throughout the meal.
 * After breakfast, while the guests were getting ready for the day, Rickard came into Amanda's room and offered to do her makeup. She agreed, and looked fabulous all day.
 * As she was heading down the stairs, Amanda tripped and fell, being caught by Pitbull, who was waiting at the bottom.

The Dates
The guests gathered in the parlor, and Jamala came on the big screen and announced that the first date would be a simple picnic in the park. Each contestant would have 30 minutes with Amanda and would be required to bring at least one small food item.
 * The dates with Johannes, Sarah, Rickard, Saša, and Pitbull all went well, with the contestants being kind and courteous and Amanda enjoying her time.
 * The date with Rachel went especially well. After eating the two went to the playground and pushed each other on the swing set, before climbing all over the equipment.
 * During Trisha's date, she pulled out her picnic basket and reached in, pulling out two slices of pizza with no covering. "Oops", she replied. "I forgot that I shouldn't put them in bare." Despite this, Trisha ate her piece anyway.
 * While in the middle of the date with Danny, Amanda pointed out that a spider was crawling on him. He jumped up, throwing his sandwich backwards, before brushing it off. After looking behind him, he discovered that his sandwich had hit a beehive and hundreds of angry bees were headed straight for him. Amanda ran behind a bush while Danny ran in circles around the park, before jumping into the small river circling it.
 * In Marjorie's date, she claimed that she had a "special surprise" for Amanda. Amanda eagerly waited as Marjorie turned the basket upside down and shook, causing dust to fall out. Marjorie tried to get Amanda to eat the dust, and after she wouldn't called her fat. Shortly after this, a parent walked by, carrying a cake for her child's birthday party. Marjorie proceeded to chase the woman, yelling about how she wanted the cake.
 * While on the date with Abi-Maria, Amanda was just beginning to enjoy herself before Abi stood up and started looking around every corner of the park to find what she said was a "hidden idol". She climbed the trees, swam in the river, and even interrupted other picnics to find it. The date ended with many people complaining about her disruption.
 * Julia's date almost went well. Julia still continued to remain silent, but at this point, Amanda almost preferred it. However, in the midst of the date, Julia began taking off her jacket, revealing that she only had a bra on underneath. She tried to get closer to Amanda, but Amanda backed off, so Julia stopped. Finally, just when the date was almost over, a man walked over, claiming to be a huge fan of Julia's, and asked for her autograph. After signing it, Amanda saw the man give Julia a certain sum of money, and they promptly disappeared behind a building, with Julia not to be seen until later that evening.
 * The final date of the afternoon was with Miranda. Miranda was mostly sweet, except for one point, in which a young child accidentally hit her with a rock. Miranda proceeded to scream at the kid, and while he was walking away she flashed him her breasts.

The House (evening) pt 2
After the dates and when they got back to the mansion, Amanda went into a private room to make her decision of who to eliminate. The guests were then given a short amount of time to socialize before the elimination ceremony began.
 * When dinner time came, Trisha suggested that they order pizza. When the delivery man came to the door, Miranda answered, took the pizza, and slammed the door closed. After being confronted about not paying, she went back to the door and said to the man, "Oh, did I not pay you? Well, I don't have to, I'm famous bitch." and slammed the door again. Afterwards, Johannes opened the door, payed, and apologized.
 * While eating the pizza, the guests were distracted by Marjorie, who, after cutting her pizza in half, begin sprinkling dust on it. She offered a small piece to Danny, who ate it, not knowing what it was. He went to the bathroom to throw up shortly after.
 * While the guests were waiting for the first elimination ceremony, they got on the subject of the rumors that the mansion they were staying in was haunted. This began to worry the house guests, especially Abi-Maria, who claimed that "she could feel something bad was going to happen."

The Elimination Ceremony
The guests all gathered in the parlor, where Jamala once again appeared on the big screen. She explained that Amanda had made her decision of who to eliminate and to find out who, they would do the Flower Ceremony.

"In this first ceremony, 11 different flowers are present in the vase, and one will be given to every contestant except for one, who will be eliminated. The eliminated house guest will be given a few moments to say goodbye, and will also receive a goodbye letter from Amanda stating why they were eliminated. Let us begin the first ceremony." Marjorie Dawes and Björnska have been eliminated from the competition.
 * The first flower goes to... Danny
 * The second flower goes to... Johannes
 * The third flower goes to... Sarah
 * The fourth flower goes to... Rachel
 * The fifth flower goes to... Trisha
 * The sixth flower goes to... Rickard
 * The seventh flower goes to... Saša
 * The eighth flower goes to... Miranda
 * The ninth flower goes to... Julia
 * The tenth flower goes to... Abi-Maria
 * And the eleventh and final flower goes to... Pitbull

Here is Amanda's farewell letter to Marjorie:

"Marjorie. You are rude and disrespectful. You do not care about what other people think and you would rather try and control them. You are a train wreck, and not even a wreck that is fun to watch crash and burn, just a plain mess. I hope you are ashamed of yourself, and I especially hope that your country is ashamed of you. Good riddance." The camera then returns to Jamala
 * After the ceremony, Marjorie became extremely angry and had to be dragged out by the crew, all while yelling out, "I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!"

"And with that the first episode of Maia Love Hunt comes to an end. 11 contestants remain, who will be the next out? Who will win the hand of Amanda Romuche? And also, what will become of Marjorie? After all, she did say she would never forget this. You can find this all out next time on Maia Love Hunt! My name is Jamala, signing out. Goodnight."

Episode 2 - Strate Into Love
"Hello, welcome to Maia Love Hunt. I am your host Jamala, and tonight, we will come one step closer to finding out who Amanda Romuche will choose as her favorite guest and potential lover. Last time, Marjorie Dawes and Björnska were the first eliminated. Who will follow in their footsteps? There's only one way to find out! Let's go ahead and see what our house guests are up to this morning."

The House (morning)

 * This time around, Amanda got a perfect night's sleep due to her decision to eliminate Marjorie.
 * On her way out of her room, Amanda bumped into Miranda. After asking how her sleep was, Miranda replied, "I don't sleep."
 * Johannes, having volunteered to help make breakfast, was startled by Danny and threw a pancake back, which hit Pitbull in the face and caused Amanda to laugh uncontrollably.
 * Before they ate, the group couldn't find out where Abi-Maria had gone. After a few moments, she crashed into the house through a window with multiple fruits in her hands. The guests interrogated her, and she finally admitted that she, as she put it, "saved them from their captivity in the supermarket." Moments later the police were at the door and Sarah had to pay them off to go away.
 * As they were eating, they noticed Julia had gone missing. They were just about to get up and look for her, but they heard some sexual moans from the floor above and decided to stay put.
 * While they were waiting, Pitbull, Trisha, Sarah, Rickard, and Saša decided to play a video game. While playing, Sarah got mad and accidentally broke the controller.
 * When the rest of guests were in the parlor waiting for Jamala to start, Rachel was late because she had to clean up the dining room after everyone else left it dirty and refused to clean.

The Dates
This time, Jamala came on the screen and announced that the second date would be at the amusement park. Each contestant was to pick one ride, game, or other attraction that they would take Amanda on, and Amanda would make an elimination decision based on their attitude and thought put into the date.
 * Trisha took Amanda to an attraction where you were able to make your own food. Amanda already loved cooking, so they had a great time. They both together made a large pizza, complete with multiple toppings, including, pepperoni, mushrooms, cabbage, brownie, mayonnaise, dust, ranch dressing, paprika, and finally, Shaniqua Diva's 100% certified flavored lubricant. The highlight of the date was when the two accidentally covered the man next to them with sauce.
 * Sarah decided to take Amanda to play a few of the various games in the area. First they went to the balloon darts. After nearly hitting the man running the booth in the neck, Sarah won a giant stuffed teddy bear, which she gave to Amanda. After that they went to that one game where you throw a ball in a cup. Amanda threw a ball and ended up knocking down every cup, but because she didn't actually get it in, she didn't win anything,
 * Danny went with Amanda to a wildlife safari simulator, where the riders get on a "boat" and pretend to sail through the rain forest. At one point, there was a robot monkey standing on a small cliff. Danny thought it was real and jumped out of the boat, swam to the land, and climbed up next to the monkey and started to imitate it, before security grabbed him and took him back to the ride.
 * Abi-Maria wanted to take Amanda to laser tag. When they got in the room went dark and they went together to find and shoot the other players, who were mostly small children. They hid behind a wall and glanced in front of it to see one of the children approaching. Without warning, Abi-Maria ran from behind the wall and headed straight for the child, tackling him to the ground. The two were removed from the game quickly after that.
 * Rickard's date involved the two going to an attraction called "Be a Star!" that was essentially a karaoke competition. Rickard went first, singing a beautiful rendition of a classic opera song. Amanda followed, deciding to sing Klapaucius' entry into the Maia Song Contest 1, "Final Song". She came last, but said she had a good time singing her lungs out with Rickard.
 * Julia didn't really take Amanda on an actual date, she just had Amanda stand next to her as she waved and winked at all the attractive passersby.
 * Saša took Amanda on the biggest roller coaster in the park. While they were going down the hill Saša held his hands up, causing his drink to fly directly in the faces of the ones behind him. Also, along the way, they had many embarrassing pictures taken of them.
 * Pitbull went with Amanda to the boat rides that were available on the outer edge of the park. While on the boat, Pitbull bumped into Amanda and sent her falling off into the lake. He quickly jumped in as well to help her, but the boat left them behind and they had to swim back to shore.
 * Miranda took Amanda to a virtual reality simulator. Once there, they selected the "Sailor Moon" simulator and enjoyed their date as their favorite anime characters.
 * Rachel decided to take Amanda to the staking rink in the park. They enjoyed each other's company there, and never had a bad moment, except for when Rachel went crashing into a wall.
 * The final date of the evening was Johannes, who took Amanda on a ride entitled, "Tunnel of Love... with a Twist". The ride began in a typical fashion, with the two enjoying each other and talking. At one point however, the ride stopped, with the two thinking it was a malfunction. After a few moments, a whirlpool started in the center of the room, sending their boat down a high speed water slide to the end of ride.

The House (evening)
The guests returned home after their dates and had some time to themselves.
 * The guests got on the subject of the Maia Song Contest, and Sarah went on a rant about how Kaohportia didn't deserve last in the first edition. Trisha complained about how she should have sung the song "Hotter Than Hell" instead of Dua Lipa.
 * When talking about the upcoming Maian Games, Abi-Maria claimed that the others should be prepared to see her competing there.
 * Amanda and Rickard began talking about the masterpiece that is "Suus" by Rona Nishliu. They both agreed that people from Zycantia have awful taste for not liking it.
 * All the contestants, however, agreed that Sandra Oxenryd's "Through My Window" was the best song ever and Sandra deserved legend status.
 * While the guests watched "My Life as Luxy" on their down time, Abi-Maria called Shaniqua Diva a bitch. Afterwards, Miranda said to her, "You better watch it, that could come back to bite you in the ass."

Elimination Ceremony
The guests gathered in the parlor.

"Hello house guests, Jamala here. It is time to begin the second Flower Ceremony. You know the rules, if you do not receive a flower, you are eliminated. Shall we begin?" Webcam Julia and Klapaucius have been eliminated from the competition.
 * The first flower goes to... Sarah
 * The second flower goes to... Trisha
 * The third flower goes to... Rachel
 * The fourth flower goes to... Johannes
 * The fifth flower goes to... Saša
 * The sixth flower goes to... Pitbull
 * The seventh flower goes to... Danny
 * The eighth flower goes to... Abi-Maria
 * The ninth flower goes to... Miranda
 * And the final flower is for... Rickard

Here is Amanda's farewell letter to Julia:

"You don't talk much do you? Well, you know, that's kinda required in a relationship. That and you don't even seem interested in me. You should just stick to your cam shows, that's what you're good at ;). Anyway, goodbye Julia, and I just want to say that I really do hope Klapaucius can place better next time."

Closing
The camera returns to Jamala.

"So, Webcam Julia has been eliminated. Not sure how much of a surprise that was honestly. Regardless, that leaves behind 10 guests still in the house, with many more twists to happen. Hopefully, we will see you next time to find out more. This has been Maia Love Hunt, I'm Jamala, signing out."

Episode 3 - About Fucking Time
This episode aired after a long ass hiatus of the show. Controversy erupted when it was revealed that all the contestants were held in the mansion during this time with no look into the outside except for the house TV and their phones. Abi-Maria Gomes from Zycantia had had enough of it, and decided to break out through the window, effectively removing herself from the competition.

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