Turbovision 1

Turbovision 1 will be the first edition of Turbovisiont, a festival where the best Turbo-Folk singers from Maia gather and exhibit their new compositions. It will be hosted in Kashykia, in the city of Kõlutaah, Saaraan where Turbo-Folk is believed to have originated. The festival will last a week and contain many small competitions such as the "Brandy Drinking Contest", "Best Turbo-Folk Song/Slut Song" which is the main attraction of the festival, "Best Slut Drop" and many more. The host was announced to be Sandra Afrika who is a well-known Kashyk turbo-folk singer who will open the festival with Koliko Volim Te along  with Anjulie who represented Zarta in the 4th edition of the Maia Song Contest. Anjulie will perform  the theme song of the contest "Brand  New Bitch" which  she also performed in Temekylopia in MSC. During the interval Xhesika Ndoj  and Kallashi will perform songs that they performed in the Maia Song Contest and Christmas in Maia 1 namely "Shoqe Bitch"  and "Nana Dimri" respectively. The event is funded by the Kashyk state broadcaster as well as other businesses most notably Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic's XXX Fantasy Parlour.

Theme and Logo
The theme of the contest was announced to be "Brand New Bitch" highlighting the nature of the contest being one that is new to the Maia World. Smaller turbo-folk festivals have been held in the past but this is the  first international Turbo-folk/slut-pop competition to take place. The logo of the contest was designed by local Kashyk artist Ulexxx  who is  well known for his x-rated comics. Various logos were designed for the event, however when brought to the president of Kashykia for approval he immediately chose the logo  that is currently being used.

Location
Kashykia's national broadcaster held a meeting to discuss where the event should be held and immediately Kõlutaah was the front runner to host the contest as most of Kashykia's turbofolk and slutpop artists originate from the city. Furthermore the city boasts an impressive arena capable of holding 22'500 people as well as enough surrounding space to host the various other events that will occur during Turbovision.





Format
The contest will consist of one grand final in which all participating acts will perform. Entries could be selected via national final events or internal selection, to the discretion of the national broadcaster for each country. The winning country is the one who has the highest-score in terms of points at the end of voting, with points being allocated from each country in a system of 12, 10, 8-1 points to their 10 favourite songs. A country cannot vote for their own entry.

Participating Countries
The deadline to confirm participation and select an entry was the 29th of December 21:00 CET with a recap being released shortly afterwards. Due to interest, a limit was set of 27 countries to participate otherwise semi finals would have to be held. The head of the Kashyk broadcaster Illen Tulvine stated in response to this: "I don't know what I am doing to be honest. I'm just here for the slutpop"

Playlist with all songs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeRuUdbmCAUHxcw20rqg5mJiPLN_B4cLR Video Recap: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x56rb7r

The full scoreboard can be found here.

Jelena Karleusa vs. Sandra Afrika
Famous Kashyk singer Jelena Karleuša was asked to host the show alongside fellow artist Sandra Afrika as she was having difficulties memorizing both the script from Turbovision as well as the script from her upcoming Adult Film - Afrika in Africa. However Kashiikit Televisoon, Kashykia's national broadcaster were unaware with a recent dispute between Sandra and Jelena in which Jelena was rumoured to have stolen Miss Afrika's boyfriend for a shoot in her adult film. The national broadcaster of Kashykia was greeted with a hostile response from Jelena Karleusa - who denies Sandra Afrika's claims - stating: "Over my dead body will I work with that w***e. To hell with her and her adult film"'. Sandra Afrika is yet to comment on the incident.

Stage Collapse
After the first semi final of the "Best Slut Drop Contest", which took place behind the arena, officials were required to conduct maintenance checks on the stage that had been constructed to make sure that nothing had been broken after a day of heavy slut-dropping. However, at this time rehearsals for the various delegations who had turned up early for the Turbovision Fest were going on and all of the officials were not present to check if the stage was of sound condition. As a result, during the slut-drop of world renowned celebrity Anna Book the next day, a large crack echoed throughout the Arena Park and the stage broke into smithereens with Miss Book being buried in a cloud of dust. She was then promptly disqualified.

The One Hour War between Respublika and Kashykia
Respublika chose Olialia Pupytės to represent the nation in Turbovision with the song "Išpildyk Mano Norus". However, the war emerged between two nations due to the conflict in Kashykia's National Final between Doda and Illen Tulvine and the latter statements from Kashykia. After an hour, the peace treaty was signed. R2+ agreed to participate in Turbovision afterall. However, the Respublikian delegation will be with extra security to protect the Respublikian artists in case they were attacked by Kashyk nationalists.

Mia Borisavljevic
Turbo-folk singer Mia Borisavljevic was originally selected to represent Foronia at the first edition of Turbovision singing the song "Lepota Balkanska" ("Balkan Beauty"). However after visiting the country of Loafousia she fell in love the country and immediately sent a letter to the Foronian National broadcaster FTV in which she wrote: "Bye bitches, imma sing for Loafousia now! Ttylxox." She will now perform for Loafousia in the first half of the final with her song "Ništa Lično" ("Nothing Personal"). The Foronian broadcaster were forced to find a new singer and after much deliberation chose well known Foronian singer Nikolija to represent them with the song "Cao, Zdravo" ("Hi, Bye"). Mia Borisavljevic as well as the Loafousian national broadcaster thought that the songs name was an attack against them citing the incident where Miss Borisavljevic abandonded FTV for Loafousia. However, FTV have denied all of these claims stating that the song was written prior to the incident before Nikolija was asked to represent Foronia in Turbovision.