I'm Famous Bitch, Why Am I Even Here ? (season 1)

The first season of "I'm Famous Bitch, Why Am I Even Here ?" will take place in the Senomaa Reserve in Määrhimaa, Lussantia. 14 campmates will take part in this season, for a total prize of up to ₢2,000,000, to be converted into the winner's native country's currency.

The shooting is set to take place during 22 days, and the host of the competition was not revealed at this date.

It will be broadcasted by FLBS in Lussantia, and in various other networks in other Maia countries.

Episodes

 * The contestant won the series.
 * The contestant won 2nd place.
 * The contestant won 3rd place.
 * The contestant won this episode's challenge.
 * The contestant had the highest amount of money in their hat at the end of the episode.
 * The contestant was nominated but won the immunity challenge.
 * The contestant was nominated.
 * The contestant was eliminated.
 * The contestant did not participate in this episode.

Episode 1 : "You're only a genetically modified mannequin, just shut the fuck up"
The first plan features the 14 campmates in a snowy landscape in the Senomaa Reserve. Ange Engelke and Daya comes in front of them. While Ange Engelke peacefully starts to explain the rules of the game to the campmates, Daya starts off by saying "hi cunts". Ange manages to calm down her colleague, and states that the campmates will have to build their own camp. Titus, being one of the strongest people of the group, wants to lead the way, but Jeff also wants to do so, using his newest boomerangs, "made to be robust". As tensions start to appear between the two men, Roger tries to cool down the atmosphere. He does it relatively well, the two campmates agreeing to work together. Meanwhile, Amanda Romuche, the Gloom campmate, is looking for a partner to sympathize with. She finds Molly Sandén, the Dalerin campmate, and the two women engage in a sort-of platonic love.

To let the time fly away, singers organize a small concert, where they sing other campmates' songs. Anja Nissen starts to sing "Celebrate" by Daria Kinzer, and the latter is seemingly pleased by her performance. Charlotte, however, says that she does not even like Anja Nissen. Brooke Duff is next, performing "Darkest Hour" by Charlotte OC. It goes on and on and on, and Charlotte says that everyone sounds like they got "shit in their mouth". This angers the other singers, notably Megan James, who hits on her, saying that she is, after all, only a genetically modified mannequin and that she should just shut the fuck up. Molly and Amanda both decide to isolate themselves to talk about basically everything.

Magenta Discharge and Mai Lan are seemingly friendly with each other, Magenta saying that Technique was the most robbed song in a MSC spinoff. As a half-Izol person, Mai Lan deeply thanks her. Mr. Blobby complains that it is "too cold", to which Magenta replies : "bitch, we're in a third-world area, that is normal".

As the first challenge glooms, alliances are already forming, looking forward to tomorrow's elimination.

In the afternoon, the campmates are brought by an helicopter to the place of the challenge.

This episode's challenge is called "Hit or Miss". As always, up to ₢200,000 are up for grabs in this challenge. While the winner of the challenge, that means the campmate who will win the most important amount of money will get a double vote for this episode's elimination, the poorest 3 campmates of the challenge will have to take part in an immunity challenge to avoid definitive nomination. The overall richest campmate at the end of the challenge will get a bonus ₢5,000.

24 targets are placed throughout where the challenge is taking place : 7 are placed 50m away from the shooting line, 7 are placed 100m away, 5 are placed 150m away and 5 are placed 200m away. The campmates get a paintball gun, and three bullets. Each target corresponds to a secret amount of money : The campmates will never know the amount of money they won until the end of the challenge. Back at the camp, the 3 nominated people are not happy. Megan James also cannot accept the fact that Charlotte got 4th, claiming that the challenge was rigged. Charlotte replied by stating that it wasn't her paying the producers, but Megan being a weak cunt. Molly is trying to cheer up Amanda, who broke up in tears after discovering her last place. Magenta Discharge is quite confident that she will slay in tomorrow's immunity challenge.

The three nominated contestants are taken into a small refuge. Ange and Daya explain the rules of the challenge, it being a quiz. There are 10 questions, and an earnings scale from ₢5,000 to ₢-5,000. The campmate who has the most important amount of money in her hat is declared immune, while the other two will be up for elimination. The same night, Amanda and Megan are facing their campmates, each trying to convince them to vote for their presence in Episode 2.

While the Gloom contestant brags about her beauty and her intelligence, and how she can be useful for the group, The Ka'ohi one is claiming that she is the target of a conspiracy. 1 Due to winning the challenge, Mr. Blobby voted twice.

Megan's elimination was made official minutes later.
 * Title quote: "You're only a genetically modified mannequin, just shut the fuck up" - Megan James to Charlotte
 * Earning Challenge: Shooting at targets which corresponding jackpot is secret.
 * Challenge Winner: Mr. Blobby
 * Richest campmate: Mr. Blobby (₢45,000)
 * Bottom Three: Megan James, Magenta Discharge & Amanda Romuche
 * Immunity Challenge: Intelligence quiz.
 * Immune: Magenta Discharge
 * Eliminated: Megan James
 * Farewell message: "Charlotte you might as well fuck off, as everyone here. Good luck Brooke ! xoxo"

Episode 2 : "Izola is not a bottom"
After the elimination of Megan James, the campmates look like thay do not give a single damn. Most of them are actually happy that Megan left the game, because she just was "a basic cunt", according to her biggest enemy, Charlotte. The only people being moved a bit by the departure of Megan are her fellow Ka'ohi contestant Brooke Duff, and the Loafousian campmate, Charlotte OC, which felt a "synergy" with the two Ka'ohi candidates.

The night was complicated. Rumors said that the Gloom girl, Amanda Romuche made lesbian love with Dalérín popstar Molly Sandén, but both celebs made it clear that the story was fake, and that both girls were just "very close friends". It was revealed that the rumours were made up by the Izol drag artist Magenta Discharge, stating that their relationship was "very obvious".

In the following morning, Mai Lan trained herself for the upcoming challenge, while Daria Kinzer sang her hit song, "Celebrate", and got the full approval of the Arkaystian campmate, Titus Andromedon. Anja Nissen and Roger Smith, the two Lazani competitors, looked like they wanted to create a strategy.

In the afternoon, the campmates are brought by an helicopter to the place of the challenge.

This episode's challenge is called "Animal". As always, up to ₢200,000 are up for grabs in this challenge. While the winner of the challenge, that means the campmate who will win the most important amount of money will get a double vote for this episode's elimination, the poorest 3 campmates of the challenge will have to take part in an immunity challenge to avoid definitive nomination. The overall richest campmate at the end of the challenge will get a bonus ₢5,000.

In this challenge, the 13 candidates have to get in a vehicle and make a tour of the reserve. A list of 40 animals and a camera is given to the campmates. They must observe the nature and take pictures of most animals on the list. Each correct picture is corresponding to a gain of ₢5,000 for the campmate. However, they only have 30 minutes to do so. Back at the camp, Magenta is upset about ending in the bottom 3 two times in a row. "Izola is not a bottom country. Izola and I should always be the richest". Charlotte, the other Izol campmate, agrees with all her heart, "even though I do not have a heart" according to the same Charlotte. Amanda supports Molly, while Anja reassures Roger.

The three nominated contestants are taken into a nearby ski resort. They have to bet a determined amount of money in their hat on one of the four main ski slopes (green, blue, red and black) : if they complete the slope in 1 minute or less, they win back money, and if they don't, they lose money. Molly Sandén placed ₢20,000 on the red slope. She completed the challenge and won back ₢60,000.

Magenta Discharge placed ₢5,000 on the blue slope. She didn't complete the challenge and lost ₢10,000.

Roger Smith placed ₢10,000 on the red slope. He didn't complete the challenge and lost ₢30,000. Molly Sandén is declared immune. Magenta Discharge and Roger Smith are up for elimination.

The same night, Magenta and Roger are facing their campmates, each trying to convince them to vote for their presence in Episode 3.

While the Izol contestant talks about how she is a real, active queen that will go far in the adventure, the Lazani one is defending his intellectual skills, despite his relative quietness. 1 Due to winning the challenge, Mai Lan voted twice.

Roger's elimination was made official minutes later.
 * Title quote: "Izola is not a bottom" - Magenta Discharge
 * Earning Challenge: Recognizing animals and taking pictures.
 * Challenge Winner: Mai Lan
 * Richest campmate: Mai Lan (₢210,000)
 * Bottom Three: Molly Sandén, Magenta Discharge & Roger Smith
 * Immunity Challenge: Betting on ski slopes
 * Immune: Molly Sandén
 * Eliminated: Roger Smith
 * Farewell message: "I got a feeling that people in this group prefer dumb big-mouthed personas than useful and intellligent people. Good luck to Anja, may she fly our colours high in the sky."

Episode 3 : "And the Qualtonese say that I'm shit"
The departure of Roger Smith affected Anja Nissen, who was deeply attached to the fellow Lazani candidate. Daria Kinzer and Mr. Blobby tried to cheer her up. The three Etraveans decide to form a pact in order secure their places in the next episodes.

While the night was rather calm, in the following morning, a snowstorm hit the camp of the candidates. Titus tried to build it again by himself, but he failed. Other candidates like Charlotte got pissed off and called him a "useless fuck". The Arkaystian street artist instantly got mad.

In the afternoon, the campmates are brought by an helicopter to the place of the challenge.

This episode's challenge is called "Lost". As always, up to ₢200,000 are up for grabs in this challenge. While the winner of the challenge, that means the campmate who will win the most important amount of money will get a double vote for this episode's elimination, the poorest 3 campmates of the challenge will have to take part in an immunity challenge to avoid definitive nomination. The overall richest campmate at the end of the challenge will get a bonus ₢5,000.

In this challenge, the 12 candidates are randomly placed in several spots of a nearby forest. They have to find their way out and collect items on their way. 40 items are placed in the forest, each worthing ₢5,000. The candidate who will collect the most items will win the challenge.

The three nominated contestants are taken into a nearby lake. They have to stand on poles over a frozen lake. Each minute spent on the pole will make the candidates earn ₢1,000.

Amanda Romuche spent 1 hour, 7 minutes and 12 seconds on the pole and earned ₢67,000.

Charlotte spent 17 minutes and 29 seconds on the pole and earned ₢17,000.

Magenta Discharge spent 58 minutes and 42 seconds on the pole and earned ₢58,000. Amanda Romuche is declared immune, Charlotte and Magenta Discharge are up for elimination.

The same night, Charlotte and Magenta are facing their campmates, each trying to convince them to vote for their presence in Episode 4.

Charlotte's elimination was made official minutes later.
 * Title quote: "And the Qualtonese say that I'm shit" - Charlotte OC
 * Earning Challenge: Finding items in a forest
 * Challenge Winner: Charlotte OC
 * Richest campmate: Mai Lan (₢255,000)
 * Bottom Three: Amanda Romuche, Charlotte & Magenta Discharge
 * Immunity Challenge: Standing on poles
 * Immune: Amanda Romuche
 * Eliminated: Charlotte
 * Farewell message: "I don't even like this show. Fuck off. Everyone are cunts here. Drown in a sea of semen, you bitches."