Lazanistan

Lazanistan (officially the Kingdom of Lazanistan, or Republikaternat Lazani) is a country located on Floressa. It is bordered by Lussantia by the north, Kiznrland and Greenforest by the east, Respublika by the west.

Physical
Lazanistan has got extremely diverse landscapes and climates, stretching from tundras and mediterranic zones, Alpine mountains, forests, lakes, polar climates and deserts.

History
In 2016, on the first elections Princess Matilde of Matildefjord was re-elected the prime-minister, with an astounding 57.6% of the vote against other four candidates. Matilde made history by becoming the youngest leader of any Maian country with only four years old. Earlier this year Princess Matilde was again re-elected for a third mandate by the Lazani people this time winning with an astonishing 71.81% against other five candidates. The Lazani government supported on other elections this list of candidates:
 * Astrid Holm (Björnsk general election, 2016)

In 2016, King Francisco I was the second ever to made all internet service providers in Lazanistan combine into one, and made internet free of charge behind Stewen Grybb and Temekylopia.
 * Ice Bear (Lussantian general election, 2016) and (Lussantian presidential election, 2017)
 * Everyone except Daya (2016 Ostezan general election)
 * Kikki Danielsson (Dalérín general election, 2017)

Facts about Lazanistan

 * There is only one ISP (internet service provider) in Lazanistan, and it's owned by the government. Every single citizen in Lazanistan has access to internet. They don't have to pay for it because we are a quite cool country. The free internet speed goes up to 1,500,000 mbit/s. The upload speed is roughly three quarters of this. And if you want a faster internet connection you will have to go f**k yourself.
 * In addition to the previous fact, all (free) wi-fi networks are open, so you can always have fast internet on the go.
 * Lazanistan identifies Viridia, North Galatia, Hreindýra, Mischen, Eastern Lussantia, Yoshi's Island and South Galatia as independent enpowering beautiful countries meanwhile we have rocky relationships with Brilliania and Joeriakia and we absolutely hate Owestan like the Treaty of Sausage City can comprove it
 * We hate Owestan because of Bella & Filippa but we got even.
 * One Puma is aproximately 0.50 €.
 * Around 70% of the Lazani are buddhist but a different kind of buddhist: the Lazani Buddhist kind of one, we believe that Ayurveda can release your soul, we don´t believe in things like a vegetarian lasagna or chicken curry you want to eat in a good way in Lazanistan ask for a Lasagna, a Shrimp curry or Brussels Sprouts or like we like it call it here Matildefjord sprouts.
 * We do love reality shows we have X Factor, Gluggaveður Morgenfrisk and we have two drags on Pageant Malakouti.
 * Did you know that we divided Lazanistan into regions, cities even provinces but none of those worked out so we divided Lazanistan into regions, put a "tribe" on charge of their region and they picked the capital city of that region.
 * We have the biggest airport in the Maian world.

Relations with the other countries
We love everyone except of Brilliania, Joeriakia and Owestan but we are more closer with Daléríqa (the housewive bond), Temekylopia, Klapaucius, Zycantia, Björnska (etc). But if you ever need us for something you can count on us we will give you good food, good bed, good drinks, Nyusha and other things.

We have embassies in some countries for instance:
 * in the Lussantian city of Krća being the ambassador Brian Griffin.
 * in the Yoshi Islands being the ambassador Red Yoshi.
 * in the Zycantian city of Luxy Tolvai being the ambassador Nanul.
 * in the Arkaystian city of Helgaheim being the ambasador TAYANNA.
 * in the Björnsk city of Söderyio being the ambassador Anja Nissen.
 * in the Dalérín city of Maskí being the ambassador Lisa Vanderpump.
 * in the Gloom city of Darkside being the ambassador Oprah Winfrey.
 * in the Izol city of Pjk being the ambassador Aninia.
 * in the Ka'ohi city of Uutregha being the ambassador Count Fernando.
 * In the Loafousian city of Motygashok being the ambassador Roger Smith.
 * in the Lianistani city of Bujatjerbourg being the ambassador Sada Vidoo.
 * in the Nori city of Tamukana being the ambassador Tatianna Veronica.
 * in the Respublikian city of Wilnius being the ambassador Rugile Daujotaite.
 * in the Kashyk city of Häätunää being the ambasssador Genevieve Vavance.
 * in the Temeky city of Spugnosh being the ambassador Countess Rosa.
 * in the Taladosian city of Gocheun City being the ambassador a random Olya Polyakova fan.

Laws

 * All forms of drugs (such as LSD, cannabis, ecstasy and weed) are banned. This does not include medication, such as sleeping pills and anti-depressants. And yes, weed is classified as a drug in Lazanistan. If you are caught doing drugs or smoking weed, you can go to jail for a minimum of 5 months, and up to 1 year.
 * All sexualities are widely accepted in Lazanistan, and same-sex marriage has been legal since 2016. Also, since 2016, it is illegal to be homophobic. This includes name-calling, slandering, name-calling, using the f-word, looking down on people because of homosexualities and burning the official pride flag. If you are caught, you could go to jail for 30 years.
 * You have at least to practice one sport and if you are lazy enough to not do any sport picking up the remote to turn the television out does count as a Sport
 * Pirating (downloading music, movies, games etc.) is legal as FUCK!!
 * Tobacco is not banned because Tatianna Veronica loves menthol cigarrettes.
 * Bullying a person can leave you to a 1000 years of prision.

Executive
Lazanistan is ruled by a directly elected by a king and a Prime-minister. He or she is elected for a 1 year-term, though the duration can be shortened due to impeachment or resignation. He or she nonetheless can be reelected each and every time that they want to serve a new mandate. To this day, the longest serving Prime-minister is Princess Matilde of Matildefjord, having served at the moment a year from 2016 to 2017. He or she combined with the King are the only members of the executive, having the function of a head of government.

After his inauguration, the Prime-minister appoints a government, composed of 10 to 15 ministers and a definite number of secretaries.

He or she can nonetheless be impeached by the Gjennomsnittlig.

Since the second mandat of Princess Matilde we are currently apart of the Maian Commonwealth and also we are also one of the founding members of the International Peace Union.

2016

 * Lazani general election, 2016

2017

 * Lazani general election, 2017
 * Treaty of Sausage City between us and Owestan.
 * Lazani regional elections, 2017

Health
Lazanistan is home to one of the oldest free healthcare systems in the whole of Maia incepted by Lussantia. As of 2017, the percentage of Lazani citizens who are insured peaks at a whopping 97.8%. Healthcare receives large government fundings and is a fully public service. Private hospitals are still allowed, but rare. 84,694 hospitals and clinics currently exist in Lussantian territory.

Life expectancy in Lazanistan is 83.7 years, 86.8 years for females and 81.3 years for males. The most common cause of death is age as of 2017.

Energy
Lazanistan mostly uses elixirial energy as its main energy resource. 98.5% of the country's electricity is nuclear. The rest are mostly renewable energies, especially from hydroelectric dams. Solar and wind energy are widely used. Coal and Nuclear energy is banned since 2016, due to being way too polluting.

Lazanistan also has the largest elixirial power plant in Maia, installed in Kirkcaldy, Clash Royale City.

Cuisine
Lazani cuisine is renowned for being one of the finest and best in the world. According to the regions, traditional recipes are different, the North of the country prefers to use butter or lard as the preferred fat for cooking, whereas coconut oil is more commonly used in the South. Moreover, each region of Lazanistan has iconic traditional specialities: Lasagna in the Matildefjord region, Shrimp curry in Vale dos Lençois, Hot dogs in Williamsburg, Kahlua Root Beer Floats in the Vnezemnaya P'yanyy, etc. Lazanistan's most renowned products are lasagna, including the Veggie ones, the Meaty ones, the Soy ones, and the Chinese-inspired ones as well as a large variety of different iced teas, such as Mango, Peach and Pineapple. There are more than 400 different varieties of Lasagnas.

A meal often consists of three courses, appetizer or entrée (introductory course, sometimes soup), hoofdgerecht (main course), and dessert, sometimes with a salad offered before the dessert. Entrées include fried shrimps, egg rolls, feta cheese salad, seafood soup or a pho. The hoofdgerecht could include a Lasagna or shrimp curry. The dessert could be creme caramel, a mille-feuille pastry, an mango mousse, crème brûlée, banana split, crêpes, or Ice cream.

Singers and Bands

 * Ängie
 * Aninia
 * Anja Nissen
 * Balbina
 * Bella & Filippa
 * Bonnie McKee
 * Clairo
 * Clean Bandit
 * Darin
 * Demy
 * Emily Afton
 * Eva Krann
 * Glasperlenspiel
 * Gretchen
 * Jon Henrik Fjällgren
 * Kezang Wangmo
 * Louisa Johnson
 * Merrell Twins
 * Nyusha
 * Oonagh
 * Salvador Sobral
 * Sofia Tarasova
 * Transviolet

Other people

 * Bianca Del Rio (Drag Queen)
 * Maureen (TV personality)
 * Nicola McLean (Glamour model, TV personality and Big Brother winner)
 * Nicola Sturgeon (Politician)
 * Oprah Winfrey (TV personality)
 * Roger Smith (TV personality)
 * Tatianna Veronica (Drag Queen)
 * Thwoorp (Fan)