Zoë and Disbitch's World Tour

Zoë and Disbitch's World Tour is a TV documentary series detailing the adventures of Zoë and Disbitch Whatsernam as they travel the world in order to promote international voting in A Song for Darkwood 2.

Creation
In October 2016, it was announced that the GMBN was reviving the former national selection for Maia Song Contest 5. The citizens of Darkwood became ecstatic about this, and they began spreading messages on social media to other countries in order to get as many international voting countries as possible. Noticing this, Minister of Foreign Affairs Zoë Straub decided to team up with prominent politician Disbitch Whatsernam and tour the world to support this notion, also having an agreement with the GMBN to film it for TV.

Arkaystia
The duo's first stop was Arkaystia. At first, entering was a bit difficult due to the entry of Zoë being blocked, however, after some thought and the use of various objects lying around, Zoë was able to disguise herself as famous Arkaystian final flopper Maty Noyes. After sneaking in, both women used a mixture of stealth and tranquilizer darts to get around. The visit had a famous moment during a press conference when Zoë said, "Yeah, first you vote in the selection, then you vote for us in the final, that way, we get higher than 8th place." Despite backlash from that moment, later in the visit, the duo met with prominent artist Stefjan Kaysic, who created a new gourmet cake that would be displayed and sold around the country in promotion of the campaign and also created a special logo featuring the president's image to be used for the campaign.

Zycantia
Their next stop was Zycantia. When they arrived, Whatsernam joined the queue to audition in Zycantival Grand Prix 5, the ongoing national selection of the country. Whatsernam was the twelfth performer, and sang her self-penned song "Vote in A Song for Darkwood 2". After her performance, Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic told her that the Zycantian votes would most likely be sent in "as soon as someone in this fucking queue has some talent to send to the Maia Song Contest for Zycantia". Whatsernam was satisfied with the performance, telling both reporters and the audience viewing the PornHub livestream to gather support for their movement.

Rraegvoerrgh
Heading to Rraegvoerrgh next, the duo announced a concert of them randomly screaming and banging kitchen pots and pans while a minimalist electronic beat played in the background. This excited the citizens of the country and the show sold out in 1 minute, however when the concert day came, both Zoë and Disbitch walked out and claimed that they had tricked everyone and that it was actually a plot to promote A Song for Darkwood 2. Whatsernam, speaking to the audience, said, "Just because your poor llama country is withdrawing, doesn't mean you can't vote in our national final. I mean, if you sent better music maybe you wouldn't have to leave though." The audience responded by booing loudly and throwing things, however, Zoë scared them away by singing her song "Loin d'ici".

Kaohportia
Their next country was Kaohportia, which contained many infamous moments for the two. First, when being interviewed as they were stepping off of their private jet, Zoë remarked, "Yes, it is so exciting to be here, the flop capital of Maia." Shortly after that, during their first TV interview, Whatsernam, while explaining the purpose of the campaign, said, "The long and short of it is, first, vote in A Song for Darkwood, then, when the contest rolls around, vote for us in the final, cause, you know, we'll actually be there." Later in the trip, while in their hotel suite, the women had an encounter with famous Gloom-Kaohportian singer Lea Rue. Rue claimed to be there to rob them and lock them out of their room, however, the two didn't take her seriously and laughed. Rue, angered by this, charged at the two, but they moved out of the way, causing Rue to go flying out of the window, falling 43 stories down.