Jeff Tapir

Jeff "Boomerang" Tapir, born as Jean-François Tapir, is a Lussantian poet, comedian, cult founder, TV host, meme and entrepreneur. He rose to fame with his audition in the talent show Lussantia's Got Talent in 2016, where he introduced the judges to his cult, the Boomerangism. While he was voted out by the judges, he became a nationwide meme.

With his wealth coming from the cult's treasury and the YouTube views he got, he later founded Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerangs Inc., an industrial company destined to the mass production of boomerangs.

He is also a renowned comedian, and he is hosting, since October 2016, a guessing game-show on NMK named "In Which Hole Will The Boomerang Go?"

Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerangs Inc.
On July 14, 2016, Jeff Tapir announced that he has bought the Lussantian Woodcraft Industries with the money he got from Boomerangism and the YouTube views he got on his Lussantia's Got Talent audition. He announced the rebranding of the company to "Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerangs Inc.", destined to the mass production of boomerangs. He released the prototype of the signature product, "Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerang", a big boomerang capable to reach 30km from the point where it is launched.

He said: "It is a great day for boomerang lovers all around Maia. Finally, they have a company they can trust in for their boomerang desires. We plan to create boomerangs for every aspect of the modern life. It's a revolution."

The company was acclaimed by the press, which saw an "opportunity to make boomerangs trendy again".

Products

 * Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerang : The signature product. It's a large black boomerang able to reach 30km away and 5000m high from the point where it is launched.
 * Jeff Tapir's Big Coloured Boomerang : A variant of Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerang, but in a coloured version. Available in blue, pink, green, purple, yellow and red.
 * Jeff Tapir's iBoomerang : "The first intelligent boomerang" according to Jeff Tapir. This boomerang is able to receive and give calls and online messages, and is connected to the Internet.
 * Jeff Tapir's Grocery Boomerang : A boomerang that goes to the grocery store for you. You only have to program a list of groceries to buy onto its hard disk and to stick banknotes and coins in a special pocket.

Future products

 * Shaniqua Diva's XXL Comfort Dildos X Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerangs Inc. : On October 25, 2016, Jeff Tapir's Big Black Boomerangs Inc. announced that they got a deal with the world-famous Viridian entrepreneur Shaniqua "Diva" Stevic to create the first ever boomerang-shaped dildo. "This is fabulous. For the first time ever, we let the magical object that is the boomerang enter our sexual life and our bodies." The deal was acclaimed by the Lussantian press, hoping it would "bring closer Shaniqua Diva and Lussantia, which have cold relations". The object will be a boomerang-shaped double dildo. Shaniqua Diva claimed that she was "thrilled to finally penetrate the Lussantian market" after her competition - Abi-Maria Gomes and her Abi's Atomic Anal Apparatuses (AAAA) - gained much traction in Lussantia following their release. Shaniqua Diva also had high praise for Tapir, stating, "I greatly respect any man able to turn common items into sex toys." Shaniqua Diva also commented on the product itself, revealing that "double-ended dildos are a great business opportunity, as there are a lot of bottoms in Maia".

Maia Song Contest
On October 25, 2016, the NMK announced that Jeff Tapir will be the Lussantian spokesperson for the Grand Final of the Maia Song Contest 4. The channel said in a communiqué that "Mr. Tapir has sufficient charisma, humour and spirit to get a task as important as announcing the votes of Lussantia in the biggest event in Maia." Jeff Tapir said that "he was thrilled" to be the Lussantian spokesperson. "I'll bring my boomerangs" he also said.