Elisabet Sundell

Elisabet Sundell, born 6th June 666, is a Loafousian witch, bitch and musician born in The Whore Extractor. She is best known for being the bitch standing outside the house, which was therefore punishable by death - however, she is still on death row. Sundell is best known for her hot bops "I'm being Murdered (Again)", "Take it to the gay chat", "Josh's First Time", as well as her cover of Tina's "El oh el". Sundell was kidnapped on 5 July 2017 in the House of the MBU. After an attempted murder attempt, she escaped, supernaturally, as if she was Ira Losco. She even appeared pregnant. She has still to escape the house, which is owned by a key politician #corruptionwho?

She was probably claimed by Qualton at some point in her 1351 year lifespan. Update: She was claimed by Qualton at some point in her 1351 year long lifespan. using her witchcraft powers she transports between Loafousia and Qualton.

She is supposedly best friends with Witchtoria.

She will be Loafousia's spokesperson in the Maia Song Contest 10, which will count as the second time a dead bitch revealed a country's votes - after Hillary Clinton revealed Darkwood's points in Maia Song Contest 5.

She was featured in Katy Perry's lyric video for her hit song "Swish Swish", which was released on 3 July 2017.

Discography







 * Awarded the "Best Song Of A Bitch Award 2017" from the "Irrelevant Temekylopian Awards".

Qualton history




In 1998 when Antony Winter came to power it was reported she sacrificed a goat with her best friend at the time Petula Clark + Maurice Moon (don't ask how that friendship came about) to get Brenin Antony Winter into power at the time, this lead to Petula Clark career to go downhill and Maurice Moon to be killed by 200 Goldfish what were reported to eat his eyes out and swim into his body kill him. It was, later on, discovered that Elisabeth was behind the attempted murder of Charlotte OC organised by Qualtonese leader but no evidence has been found, yet.

Reactions over the world

 * - Banned (Likely due to supposed relations with Witchtoria).
 * - COCK IN ME YUM YUM
 * - This woman seems really interesting. Too bad she's BLACK !
 * - She's 0.7% D'unelalehi!
 * - It seems as if she doesn't work out.
 * - i dont know her
 * - Our country officially supports the meaning behind Sundell's song, "Take it to the gay chat", because we don't want none of that - fat. Also vote for Banks.
 * - We fully support the methods use to transport a person between chats and revealing the secrets of each nation state to each other. Wait, this is the wrong diplomatic forum for this.
 * - Who's this delightful lady?, oh boy if she went to Eurovision I would send her for Lazanistan. That's true and I would offer her a Coke Calippo if she got her job made well. I would like to party with her in a Lamborghini. Gretchen is supposed to be her baby
 * - Who even is she¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
 * - [[File:Okbitch.gif]]
 * - Taylor Swift let herself go.
 * - This woman seems very nice and all, but she's been alive for 1.5k years. Perhaps, she should go to therapy? Just a suggestion. Don't take offence. But if someone else said it you would.
 * - THIS WOMAN IS A CITIZEN OF OTAKU REPUBLIC. ALL DEAD PEOPLE ARE OUR CITIZENS.
 * - ¿¿ and y'all bitches think we're high ??
 * - suprise bitch gif
 * - Qualtasic, Qualternative, Indie realness
 * - How can we get offended by this?
 * - OMG! This woman is so avant garde. Can she please have citizenship of our dear nation? We will teach her our alphabet (song), inshallah, wait no, hosh'anna
 * - This bitch is the real Freaxxx
 * - We do not know of such a human being now if you excuse me im gonna walk in on Josh having sex with our maid while riding on a bull
 * / - If we're allowed to vote late, makes sense why this woman is late (of death).
 * Can she build a wall between us and Otaku?