Zycantian Dildo Wars

The Zycantian Dildo Wars are a series of non-violent (and occasionally violent) skirmishes between sex toy entrepreneurs Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic and Abi-Maria Gomes.

Background
Zycantia is the largest exporter of dildos in Maia. A monopoly was developed in the industry by Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic, which saw skyrocketing dildo prices across Maia. This led to the formation of the Dildo Indulgence Liberation Front (DILF).

After Shaniqua Diva criticised the appearance of Abi-Maria Gomes on Maia Love Hunt as the Zycantian contestant, Gomes vowed to take Shaniqua Diva down, establishing a competing line of dildos - Abi's Atomic Anal Apparatuses (AAAA). The market share of AAAA has been growing rapidly since its establishment, largely due to much lower prices than Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos.

Support For Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos

 * - Arkaystia has pledged its support for Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos, announcing that "Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos are the official dildos of Arkaystia". It is alleged that Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic sent dildo-shaped nine-inch cakes to the Arkaystian government to sweeten the deal, as the Arkaystian government is known to enjoy nine-inch cakes.
 * - Following Shaniqua Diva's takeover of 50% of Tanviqua, it comes as no surprise that the use of Abi's Atomic Anal Appartuses is frowned upon in Tanviqua. Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos retain a monopoly on the industry, despite the fact that a Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildo costs more than the average monthly income of most Tanviquan households. President Tanvir Alam allegedly enjoys Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos.
 * - Zvorrhybnnia supports Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos, with leader Zac - believed to be Zac Martavic - issuing a statement saying that "I like my dildos XXL, in order to reach all the right spots".
 * - Darkwood are of the belief that the Zycantian Dildo Wars is a senseless, useless war perpetrated entirely by Abi-Maria Gomes. An official statement read, "Abi-Maria knows that being petty and attempting to defame the most famous person in Zycantia, possibly the world, will bring her another 15 minutes of fame, and she wants to use this to her advantage as much as she can. That is why we are siding with Shaniqua Stevic on this issue. Abi-Maria Gomes must be stopped in order to bring peace, unity, and high quality dildos back to both Zycantia and the world."

Support For Abi's Atomic Anal Apparatuses

 * - Lussantia has pledged support for Abi's Atomic Anal Apparatuses, stating that "AAAA is a much better acronym than SDXXLCD". Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic responded by dropping five hundred Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos onto the Lussantish capital while flying overhead.
 * - A large dildo-shaped private jet was seen flying to Kashykia days before the announcement of Kashykia's position on Viridian independence. It was assumed that Shaniqua Diva had offered free dildos to the government in exchange for the recognition of Viridia as a sovereign state. It was later revealed that the dildos were sent by Abi-Maria Gomes in exchange for the recognition of Viridia as Zycantian territory, to which Shaniqua Diva responded by tweeting, "I will vote your mother out of parliament with my Hidden Immunity Idol". Shaniqua Diva later followed up on her threat, replacing Vera Gomes with Chanel Oberlin as Zycantian Vice President.