My Life as Luxy

My Life as Luxy is a reality television show following the life of Luxy Tolvai, a dog with the largest social media following in Zycantia, as well as her owner Reni Tolvai, a rich heiress from Tyractica. The show premiered on 21 June 2016 and its premiere was the most watched television program in Zycantian history, with 1 in 2 Zycantians reportedly watching the program. The show has been met with considerably favourable reviews in overseas markets such as Arkaystia and Daléríqa. After the huge success of the premiere episode, ZBC doubled the first season's episode order and scheduled the show to air twice a week.

Episode 1: You Wish You Were Me
Original Airdate: 21 June 2016

The show's premiere introduced Luxy and Reni, with the latter taking viewers on a tour of her Tyractican estate on Lake Abellux for half of the episode. Reni discussed the importance of her bid to take over the entire state of Tyractica and believes that Tyractican independence would be in Luxy's best interests. Reni confirmed that she would name herself Tyractican President should independence be achieved, with Luxy serving as her Vice President.

An extensive tour of Luxy's quarters followed, with viewers following the dog as she played in her private indoor playground. Reni stated that the playground was built at a cost of ZYC$3,000,000 and that Luxy had several such playgrounds in her various homes around Zycantia and the rest of the world. Viewers were shown Luxy's bedroom, featuring an antique mahogany bed, and introduced to Luxy's personal assistants, Helga and Olga. Helga stated that looking after Luxy was the best job she ever had, while Olga affirmed that it was very rewarding to work for the Tolvai family.

Episode 2: My Make-Up Is My Armour
Original Airdate: 25 June 2016

Viewers were taken on a tour of Luxy's wardrobe. Reni explained that the design of the wardrobe was inspired by London Tipton's wardrobe on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and that Luxy owned over ZYC$10,000,000 of clothes. An extensive tour of the handbag section of Luxy's wardrobe followed, with a montage of Luxy trying out various handbags that went viral after the conclusion of the episode.

Stevie Bojanavic, Luxy's personal make-up artist, was introduced, as she did Luxy's make-up in the second half of the episode. Stevie claimed that she has painted Luxy's nails a total of 88 different colours after taking up the job 5 months ago and the job involves travelling with Luxy wherever she goes. This led to viewers being shown Air Force Luxy, Luxy's private jet, with Reni explaining that she always flies separately to Luxy on Reni Air in case one of the planes were to go down, as she believed that the world could not survive the loss of both Luxy and herself.

Episode 3: Playdate
Original Airdate: 28 June 2016

Luxy Tolvai headed to Aaltopolis and went on a date with a dog owned by Saara Aalto. The two hit it off immediately, while owners Reni and Saara exchanged grooming tips and gossiped about the fact that singer Natasha Bogdanova had a dog that was not a pure-breed. The date did not end well, with Luxy unimpressed by her date's inability to compliment her ZYC$14,000 tutu.

The episode continued with Luxy and Reni playing on the beaches of Aaltopolis. The duo wore matching swimsuits, with Reni claiming that her swimsuit was more expensive than Luxy's to have custom made. There was an incident on the beach with Reni Tolvai calling the police after a group of children tried to play with Luxy and interfered with Reni's tanning. The police set up a 10-metre barricade, enabling Reni and Luxy to sunbathe for the rest of the day undisturbed. Reni later denied that she had provided financial support to the Zycantian police force in the past.

Episode 4: Scream My Name
Original Airdate: 2 July 2016

Luxy and Reni Tolvai travelled back to Abellux for an important meeting with the Tyractican government. Reni revealed that she intended to buy out the entire city and name it after Luxy, as a birthday present for Luxy's next birthday. Luxy and Reni went shopping and tried on a wide variety of business attire. Reni stated that she wanted the Tyractican politicans to take her seriously, so she purchased a pair of glasses to wear.

As Reni Tolvai went to address the government, Luxy Tolvai spent the afternoon touring the city and meeting locals. Reni made an exorbitant offer to purchase the entire city and rename it - an offer too good to pass up for the Tyractican government. Reni stated that she was extremely thrilled to have concluded the deal and that she intended to finalise the paperwork in the near future. The episode ended with Reni telling viewers that there was a secret clause in the contract which enabled her to name herself mayor of the city if she chose to do so at any time in the future.

Episode 5: My Love For You Tastes Like Summer And Chocolate Cookies
Original Airdate: 5 July 2016

Luxy and Reni Tolvai travelled to Arkaystia to tour the world's largest chocolate factory in Prekysta. Head chef Lucy Pelosi stated that the factory produces up to 30% of the world's entire chocolate supply and that the Chocolate Luxy is their most popular item. Reni purchased three thousand Chocolate Luxys and ordered two hundred life-sized Chocolate Luxys and revealed that the only reason she spent so much time in the gym was to be able to eat Chocolate Luxys as often as she likes. Reni also stated that she owned 25% of the company after asking her father to buy it for her sixth birthday.

Luxy Tolvai swam in the chocolate factory's chocolate lake, before Reni decided that the two should go surfing in the chocolate surfing simulator. Zvorrhybnnian world surfing champion Zaccheus Twelvierson fortuitously appeared at the factory, revealing that he is a big fan of chocolate despite being a world famous athlete. Reni asked Zaccheus to teach her and Luxy how to surf, and the trio surfed on the chocolate surfing simulator. Luxy proved to be a natural at surfing, while Reni was terrible. Reni claimed that she was pretending to struggle so that Zaccheus would would jump in to save her, but Zaccheus seemed to be more interested in watching the male lifeguard. As Zaccheus himself faked a fall into the chocolate, lifeguard Mildred Kay jumped in to save both Zaccheus and Reni, both of whom seemed rather disappointed at being saved.

Luxy and Reni were treated to a live concert by Arkaystian duo Krewella as they sampled all of the products made in the chocolate factory. Luxy seemed delighted when presented with chocolate kibble, while Reni stated that she wanted to travel to Arkaystia on a monthly basis just to visit the factory.

Episode 6: Beauty Never Lies
Original Airdate: 9 July 2016

Luxy and Reni Tolvai continued their time in Arkaystia, with Reni invited to judge the world's first Miss Plusniverse contest. Reni revealed that she was excited for the opportunity, telling viewers that she is an avid supporter of the rights of plus-sized people and a regular benefactor of the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People. Fellow judge and competition organiser Bojana Stamenov stated that Reni and Luxy have been great friends of the plus-sized community and it was only natural that they be allowed to judge the competition.

Reni was supportive of all contestants, awarding perfect scores to Latrice Royale, Hera Björk and Marjorie Dawes, while Luxy was unimpressed by the performance of Axel Hirsoux and bit his leg, resulting in a delay as paramedics rushed in to intervene. Fan favourite Cirie Fields performed superbly, finishing runner-up to eventual winner Trish Hegarty, who announced that her victory was a victory for all skinny people who are plus at heart.

Reni enjoyed the event and encouraged viewers to support the NAAFP with generous donations to the cause. Luxy was discovered backstage, barking at a frightened Axel Hirsoux, before stealing his donut and returning to Reni.

Episode 7: Stand By You
Original Airdate: 12 July 2016

Luxy Tolvai heard of the passing of her friend Edurne's dog and she and Reni returned to Zycantia to be with her. Edurne revealed that she was extremely touched by the two making time for her and that it is very nice having such thoughtful friends. Luxy was invited to present the eulogy at the funeral and Reni purchased a ZYC$30,000 dress for Luxy and a ZYC$180,000 dress for herself for the occasion.

After the funeral, Reni and Luxy returned to their hometown, where Reni presented Luxy with her birthday present - 20 giant Chocolate Luxys and the paperwork changing the name of the city of Abellux to Luxy Tolvai. Confused, Luxy ate the contract, leaving a frantic Reni asking her friends and family if the lawyers will believe that her dog ate her contract. Fortunately, Reni's father had kept a copy of the contract, comforting an anxious Reni who stated that she needed a pair of diamond earrings to overcome the anxiety that this event had caused.

Reni confirmed that Luxy would be having a bigger birthday party the next day, with all of her friends invited. Luxy, however, seemed more interested in eating the remainder of her Chocolate Luxy.

Episode 8: Tell 'Em That It's My Birthday
Original Airdate: 16 July 2016

Reni Tolvai had organised a big birthday party for Luxy, inviting all of her friends and important people in Zycantia. The theme of the party was Red Carpet Glam, with Reni hiring photographers and paparazzi to cover the event. First to arrive was Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic, bringing Luxy a home bondage set as her gift. Arriving next was Edurne, bringing Luxy a replica of her "Amanecer" outfit. Guests continued to arrive, with Natasha Bogdanova bringing her a fur vest and Trish Hegarty bringing pizza from Zycantian pizza chain Pizza Porn. Reni was outraged that Hegarty had brought pizza to her red carpet event, asking security to remove the Zycantian politician from the event, but to put the pizza in her car.

Oscar Zia and Aanto Aalto also brought pizza from Pizza Porn, bringing the Top of the Line Special and the Bottom of the Box Special, resulting in Reni asking security to allow Hegarty back into the party. Luxy seemed uninterested in most of her presents other than the fluffy black handcuffs from Shaniqua Diva's home bondage set, using them as a chew toy while Reni ran around frantically, making sure everything was perfect for Luxy.

Selena Gomez was hired to sing her song "Birthday" for Luxy, performing the song with plenty of shirtless male dancers. Reni claimed that she hired the shirtless dancers solely for Luxy's benefit and not her own. The episode concluded with Darkwood politician Disbitch Whatsernam gatecrashing the party, leaving Reni looking furious and Luxy looking confused and thoroughly uninterested.

Episode 9: Hello, It's Me
Original Airdate: TBA

The episode picks up from the cliffhanger of the previous episode, with Reni and Luxy Tolvai confronting Disbitch Whatsernam who gatecrashed Luxy's Red Carpet Glam birthday party.

Zycantia
In Zycantia, the show was met with a perfect score among television experts, the first in Zycantian history. Expert television critic Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic labelled the show "pure genius" and stated that Luxy Tolvai is the most exciting thing to come out of Zycantia besides herself. Popular musician Oscar Zia stated that he and boyfriend Aanto Aalto are obsessed with the show and watch the episodes nightly in between sexual encounters. Zycantian icon Edurne said that Luxy Tolvai is the only person in Zycantia with the potential to surpass her record number of Sexiest Person Alive Zycantia titles, while Taylor Swift stated that she wants her cats to befriend Luxy Tolvai. Natasha Bogdanova has stated that her next single will be dedicated to Luxy Tolvai.