Viridian-Tanviquan War

The Viridian-Tanviquan War is a war between the country of Tanviqua and the Zycantian island of Viridia, led by Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic. The war erupted following Tanviquan leader Tanvir Alam denying Shaniqua Diva the opportunity to represent Tanviqua as its Maia Song Contest 5 spokesperson and replacing her with himself, joined by two of Shaniqua Diva's ex-girlfriends, Annie Glomrau and Juliette Mrayzon.

Background
On 14 September 2016, Shaniqua Diva flew to the country of Tanvira, attending a World Leaders Summit by invitation of then Tanviran dictator Tanvir Alam. The summit was attacked by a rogue group of terrorists known as the Dildo Indulgence Liberation Front (DILF). The DILF terrorists demanded Shaniqua Diva be handed over for interrogation or the halving of dildo prices worldwide. Shaniqua Diva told them to "fuck off" and "go fuck yourselves with a Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildo, available in 16 colours for $69ZYC". Tanviran authorities were able to repel the terrorists and the summit continued as planned.

Approximately eighteen minutes after the conclusion of the summit, Shaniqua Diva announced her marriage to Tanviran dictator Tanvir Alam on social media. Shaniqua Diva's girlfriend Adelén responded by posting a GIF image of Abi-Maria Gomes saying "what the fuck?". Shaniqua Diva ignored her girlfriend's comments and told reporters that Alam had swept her off her feet during "a fifteen minute EpicMafia threeway with Kandace Sydney".

The following morning, Shaniqua Diva posted on social media announcing her divorce. Shaniqua Diva stated that Alam had made racist comments and told her that she was a "ghetto slum slut". Alam denied these comments vehemently, stating that Shaniqua Diva was psychotic and kept accusing him of "being mafia" during their threeway with Sydney rather than playing with his dick.

On 18 September 2016, a judge reviewed the couple's divorce settlement and awarded Shaniqua Diva 50% of the country of Tanvira. Shaniqua Diva demanded that the country be renamed Tanviqua, stating that "it's a hot couple name, even if he is a fucking dick". Tanvir Alam was visibly upset at losing half of his country and disappeared for two weeks, before issuing a comment stating that he intended to remain the dictator of Tanviqua. Shaniqua Diva responded by stating that "you can have your fucking country but I'll be setting up a Fantasy Parlour on every fucking street corner". Shaniqua Diva also demanded the renaming of Twelveinchtanvir - the largest city in Tanviqua - to Shaniqua Hills, stating that "my boobs deserve to have a city named after them".

Breakout Of War
Zycantian entrepreneur and television personality Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Stevic announced her intention to act as spokesperson for both Zycantia and Tanviqua in the Maia Song Contest 5, due to owning 50% of neighbouring Tanviqua. This violates the rules of the contest as no spokesperson can represent more than one country. Shaniqua Diva was later announced as the spokesperson of both countries, with allegations that she had bribed the MBU to allow this to occur. Moments later, Tanviquan broadcaster TQN announced that Shaniqua Diva would not represent Tanviqua. Tanvir Alam announced that he would be spokesperson again, before confirming that Annie Glomrau and Juilette Mrayzon would join him. Shaniqua Diva responded by tweeting, "It's a very low blow for the Tanviquan HoD to replace me with himself and two of my other exes on the panel."

Following widespread support for Shaniqua Diva from the international community, Tanvir Alam was urged to apologise and reinstate Shaniqua Diva as the Tanviquan spokesperson. After Alam declined, calling Shaniqua Diva an "ugly slut", Shaniqua Diva declared war on Tanviqua, sending Viridian troops to attack the country, armed with dildo-shaped guns shooting white bullets. The guns were later made available on the Shaniqua's XXX Fantasy Parlour website and known as the Shaniqua Diva Super Shooters. The Zycantian government opted not to release a statement on its position regarding the war, with President Trish Hegarty reportedly skipping a sitting of parliament to discuss the matter in order to film a slutpop music video with Debbie Wanner.

The MBU have stated that the tense relations between Zycantia, Viridia and Tanviqua may affect their participation in upcoming editions of the Maia Song Contest.

The Queue II: No Girls Allowed
As the war continued, Tanvir Alam flew to Poliana, Viridia to compete in the Zycantival Grand Prix 6, also known as The Queue II: No Girls Allowed. He was ninth in the queue, performing his song "Kill Viridia, Kill Shaniqua". The song featured exceptionally profane lyrics directed towards Shaniqua Diva as well as the entirety of Viridia, coinciding with the ongoing Viridian-Tanviquan War. An uninterested Shaniqua Diva decided to pleasure herself with a Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildo while the performance went on, asking all cameramen to film her instead. Towards the end of the performance, Alam produced a gun and attempted to shoot Shaniqua Diva. Security guards quickly swarmed on Alam, detaining him. Shaniqua Diva appeared unharmed, telling viewers on the live PornHub stream that Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos are now bulletproof. Alam was taken to Poliana Police Station with Shaniqua Diva revealing that he would "probably be executed" but was eager to choose a Zycantian representative for the Maia Song Contest 6 first.